We live in city of crazy people.
Seriously.
Apparently, there was a small earthquake this morning. I found this out by reading through my friends' Facebook status updates. So, I went to read about said earthquake on the Seattle-Times website. You can read the article here.
It talks about seismic activity far beneath the earth's crust, the Juan de Fuca plate, no visible damage, etc. What I found rather disturbing amusing were these lovely sentiments left by people clearly of sound mind:
These were, by the way, the three "notable" comments on the main story page.
We live in a city of psychos.